Month: September 2024

Spectember 2024 #05: Most Weasel

GayCoonie suggested a “future legless mustelid”:

A shaded sketch of the head of a speculative descendant of the least weasel, shown in both side view and bunched up clinging to a branch. It's a very elongated animal with no obvious limbs, having just small hooked spurs where its legs should be. It has a small weasel-like head with front-facing eyes and small ears, a long neck, a long slender chest and torso, and a thicker fatter back end with a tapering semi-prehensile tail.

Descended from an arboreal offshoot lineage of the modern least weasel, Maximagale gaycooniei is a bizarre mustelid that appears to have converged on the lifestyle of ambush-hunting tree snakes, evolving in northern latitudes where actual snakes are largely absent.

Growing to about 1m long (3’3″), it’s not truly legless but its limbs are all reduced down to tiny vestigial single-clawed spurs, which are used to help anchor its body while climbing and as claspers during mating. It moves around with a distinctive inchworm-like looping gait, alternating grasping and releasing with its front and hind spurs.

Its build is bottom-heavy, with most of its mass concentrated in its thicker back end, and its tail is semi-prehensile. It clings to trees with its body bunched up, camouflaged with cryptic coloration, and rapidly whips its long flexible front half out to snap its powerfully-muscled jaws at prey – such as insects, birds, lizards, frogs, small mammals, and pretty much anything else that comes within its reach.

It will also opportunistically raid the nest of birds and arboreal mammals.

Due to the less frequent meals its ambush-hunting tactics provide, it has a much slower metabolism than its ancestors, and it conserves energy with daily periods of torpor and longer hibernation during the colder months of winter. It has also retained its ancestor’s tendency to seasonally shrink its brain size to reduce energy requirements even more.

Spectember 2024 #04: Forest Gelada

Someone who identified themself only as Pendrew asked for a “ruminant-like Old World Monkey”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of geladas. It's a baboon-like quadrupedal monkey with front limbs longer that the hind limbs giving it a sloping back. It has a long almost horse-like snout, small high-set eyes, small ears, a rather long neck for a primate, and a short tufted tail. Its front limbs are digitigrade and have large curved claws, while its back limbs are plantigrade with smaller nail-like claws.

After much of East Africa rifted off into a separate continent, shifting climate turned the alpine grasslands of what was once the Ethiopian Highlands into into warmer subtropical forests – and the highly terrestrial grass-eating geladas that inhabited the region adapted to new sources of food.

Yedenigelada pendrewsii is a large quadrupedal herbivorous monkey, about 1.5m tall at the shoulder (~5′). It has a specialized pseudoruminant digestive system with a three-chambered stomach, similar to that of camelids, and it occupies an ecological niche convergent with the ancient chalicotheres, selectively browsing on trees and shrubs while sitting upright and using its long clawed forelimbs to pull branches within reach. 

Unlike its highly social ancestors this species is mostly solitary, although during the breeding season groups of males come together in leks to compete for female attention. Displays consist of inflating large colorful throat pouches to make loud resonating calls, and flipping upper lips to bare teeth and gums.

A shaded sketch of the head of a speculative descendant of geladas, showing its upper lip flipped up to display its teeth and gums, and an inflated red throat pouch.

Spectember 2024 #03: Terrible Toucan

This concept comes from thecomiccreator, who suggested a “carnivorous/omnivorous toucan”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of toucans, shown both standing on one leg and in flight. Its a stork-like bird with a massive long serrated beak, a bald vulture-like head and ruffed neck, large broad wings with slotted flight feathers, and long legs with two forward-facing toes and two backwards-facing toes.

Descended from toco toucans inhabiting savanna grasslands, Deinotukan auctorcomicus is a large stork-like bird standing about 1.2m tall (~4′).

Unlike its mostly-frugivorous ancestors it’s primarily a scavenger, soaring on thermals with its long broad wings and following vultures towards sources of carrion. Its massive serrated beak allows it to efficiently open up tough-skinned carcasses, and with its nostrils positioned up near its eyes it can probe around inside much deeper than other scavengers while still being able to breathe.

It also opportunistically hunts live prey, especially during the breeding season while raising chicks, slowly stalking around on foot snatching up anything small enough to fit in its mouth and be swallowed whole.

Its beak contains an extensive network of blood vessels, which along with the large surface area make it an effective way of shedding excess heat in its hot tropical habitat – but when soaring at high altitudes where temperatures are near-freezing it’s also able to shunt blood flow away from its beak to conserve body heat instead.

Spectember 2024 #02: Swimming Swine

An anonymous submitter asked for a “buoyant ungulate that runs atop the sea”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative semi-aquatic descendant of feral pigs. It's a long-bodied chunky hippo-like animal with short legs, wide paddle-like hooves, and a tapir-like head with a a short trunk, small high-set eyes, and small ears.

Pontoporcus plotus is a 1.5m long (~5′) amphibious pig descended from a feral population of domestic pigs left on a small tropical island. After inadvertently wreaking havoc on much of the local ecosystem, its ancestors eventually turned to a more marine-based lifestyle foraging along beaches and in coastal waters.

Naturally highly buoyant, Pontoporcus actually floats so well that it’s mostly limited to the water’s surface, unable to dive to any significant degree. But despite this it’s a fairly good swimmer, using broad hooves with wide fleshy pads to paddle itself along in an aquatic trotting- or running-like gait.

It forages both on land and in the water, mainly eating soft vegetation and marine plants, but much like its ancestors it will also opportunistically feed on whatever smaller animals it can catch or scavenge. Its semi-prehensile trunk-like snout is used to grasp at food items, to probe and root around in soft sediment, and as a snorkel.

Its hairless skin is very susceptible to sunburn, but it secretes a thick oily red-brown substance (similar to modern hippo “blood sweat”) that acts as a natural protective sunscreen.

These pigs are accomplished island-hoppers, regularly traversing the relatively shallow seas all along their island chain – but their natural flotation and long fat bodies also make them prime targets for large aquatic predators attacking from below, so these journeys tend to involve groups of Pontoporcus “running” along the sea surface aiming for their next destination as fast as they possibly can.

Spectember 2024 #01: Sea Dog

It’s September, it’s #Spectember, and I’m still plugging away at that big ol’ pile of speculative evolution idea submissions from a few years ago.

I will never be free.

Much like last year I’m not setting a definite posting schedule for this month; it’ll just be whenever and whatever I can manage to get done.

(Also, a reminder: I’m still not currently taking new requests!)

So let’s get started with an anonymous submission that requested a “swimming piscivorous canid”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative semi-aquatic descendant of modern short-eared dogs. It has an otter-like body with a long flat tail and four webbed feet, and a wide head with a long narrow toothy snout and small close-set eyes.

Descended from the short-eared dog (a species that in modern times already has partially-webbed paws and eats a large proportion of fish in its diet), Pelagicyon salsus is a 2m long (~6’6″) semi-aquatic piscivorous canid with a stocky body, short webbed limbs, and a long flattened tail.

The back of its skull is very wide, anchoring its thick neck musculature and accommodating huge cheekbones with powerful jaw muscles, but in contrast its snout is elongated and slender – a combination of features that allows it to sweep its toothy jaws through the water to rapidly snap at fish in a similar manner to gharials.

Most other members of its lineage inhabit freshwater rivers and swamps, but Pelagicyon is an unusual marine offshoot that has developed enough salt tolerance to swim, feed, and even drink exclusively in seawater.