Spectember/Spectober 2025 #07: Kelp Yourself

An anonymous submission asked for a “live bearing bird”:

A digital sketch of a speculative aquatic descendant of moa birds, shown swimming in a kelp forest. It has a small head with a turtle-like beak, a long neck, no wings at all, a streamlined body, and large flipper-like webbed feet. Clumps of long ribbon-like feathers run down its back, vaguely mimicking the appearing of kelp fronds.

Rimurimuornis ovovivipara is a future descendant of the broad-billed moa, in a timeline where these Aotearoan birds weren’t hunted to extinction.

About 2m long (~6’6″), this fully aquatic bird grazes in kelp forests and seagrass meadows. It’s a rather slow swimmer, propelled solely by its large flipper-like feet – because like all moa it completely lacks wings.

Its ancestors’ laid incredibly thin-shelled eggs, and a combination of reducing the hard shell away even further to a more leathery state, then increasing egg retention time inside females’ bodies, has led to this lineage evolving an ovoviviparous form of live birth at sea.

It also has long ribbon-like feathers along its back that mimic the appearance of seaweed fronds. While terrestrial moa have few large predators to worry about, Rimurimuornis has to contend with sharks, orca-like whales, and leopard seal-like pinnipeds, and if its camouflage fails its primary tactic to discourage attacks is defensive defecation.

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