Spectember 2025 #04: Kerguelen Kingdom

A couple of anonymous submissions asked for “Kerguelen fauna before it sank 20 million years ago” and “a predator which prowled Cenozoic Kerguelen before it sank”:

[Context: The Kerguelen Plateau is today almost entirely underwater, but during the Cretaceous Period much larger parts were above water as island landmasses. Initially forming during the Gondwanan breakup of what would become Australia, India, and Antarctica, it was eventually left isolated in the forming southern Indian Ocean, and due to long-term volcanic hotspot activity it may have gone through as many as three different periods of rising and sinking before finally almost completely submerging about 20 million years ago.]

In the early Cenozoic, around the time of the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, there’s less of Kerguelen’s land above water than there was in the Cretaceous, but the climate is warm-temperate and conifer forests cover the plateau’s islands.

A digital sketch of a speculative descendant of enantiornitheans. It's a large chunky shaggy-feathered flightless bird with a small head, toothed jaws instead of a beak, a long neck, vestigial wings with small claws, thick legs, and a pair of ribbon-like tail feathers that end in wider spaded plumes.

Enantiochen reliquia is a flightless bird standing around 1.5m tall (~5′), and its toothy jaws, wing claws, and ornamental ribbon-like tail plumes on males identify this species as an enantiornithean, descended from a small flighted form that just barely survived through the K-Pg extinction here.

It’s the largest current inhabitant of the Kerguelen plateau, a browsing herbivore filling a similar ecological role to the later moa of Aotearoa.

A digital sketch of a speculative descendant of gondwanatherian mammals. It vaguely resembles a rabbit with small pointed ears, with a deep snout, long digging claws on its digits, a short thin tail, and long hind feet.

Cuniculitherium kerguelensis is another Mesozoic holdover, a gondwanatherian mammal — although a little less unique than Enantiochen since other gondwanatheres still also survive in early Cenozoic South America and Antarctica.

About 40cm long (~1’4″), it’s a rather rabbit-like burrowing herbivore with long hind feet and a fast bounding gait, traits its lineage originally evolved to evade unenlagiine theropods and small terrestrial crocodylomorphs prior to the end-Cretaceous extinction. Those predators are gone from Kerguelen now, but…

A digital sketch of a speculative descendant of australobatrachian frogs. It has a large head, short chunky limbs, and an elongated body with a row of bony amor plates along its spine.

Daptobatrachus archaeotropus is a descendant of australobatrachian frogs. In a case of island gigantism it’s close to the size of a cat, around 50cm long (~1’8″), and with its elongated body, stubby hind legs, and a row of osteoderms down its back, it almost looks like a throwback to the Permian.

Although unable to hop, it’s an ambush predator capable of raising itself up for very brief bursts of crocodile-like galloping, preying on pretty much anything it can potentially fit into its mouth.

Spectember 2025 #03: Dicyny World

Sophie Shepherd requested: “Predator and prey from an alternate Mesozoic where archosaurs and cynodonts never displace dicynodonts as the dominant terrestrial vertebrates. Lystrosaurus-descendants conquer the world!”


Well into an alternate Jurassic, long after the Great Dying, the descendants of the opportunistic survivor Lystrosaurus are thriving. Cynodonts and rauisuchian-like archosaurs still saw decent success as large predators during this world’s Triassic, but the extinction at the end of that period wiped most of them out, and now the lystrarch dicynodonts are the dominant land vertebrates.

A digital sketch of a speculative descendant of the protomammal Lystrosaurus. It's a hairy deer-like animal with a turtle-like beak, lumpy bosses on the top of its snout, short pointed "devil horns" above its eyes, and antler-like horns growing out from its cheekbones.

The most common herbivorous lystrarchs are big bulky Lisowicia-like forms, but in open savanna-like habitats smaller fast-running deer-like forms like Diablocervops shepherdi are starting to diversify.

Standing around 1m tall at the shoulder (~3’3″), Diablocervops has particularly elaborate facial ornamentation, with bosses on its snout, pointed brow horns, and long pronged horns flaring out from its cheekbones. These structures only develop towards maturity but aren’t sexually dimorphic, used for visual displays and in head-pushing contests to establish dominance hierarchies within herds.

It lacks teeth, and grinds mouthfuls of food against its tough palate before swallowing, also using a gizzard-like stomach chamber with gastroliths to further process tough vegetation.

A digital sketch of a speculative carnivorous descendant of the protomammal Lystrosaurus. It resembles a Komodo dragon with a hooked eagle-like beak, a pair of short tusks, thick bony ridges on its brows and cheeks, and thick lumpy leathery skin covering its body.

Meanwhile, following the loss of the former archosaur and cynodont predators, Dakorhynchus gorgoides is part of a new lineage of predatory lystrarchs descended from small pig-like omnivorous burrowers that had remained quite similar to their Lystrosaurus ancestors for much of the Triassic.

Around 4m long (~13′), it’s built rather like a large monitor lizard or crocodilian, with a low-slung semi-erect posture and hairless pebbly leathery skin. It’s an ambush predator that lunges with short bursts of speed, grappling with its well-muscled forelimbs and using slashing strikes from its hooked beak and short pointed tusks to subdue prey.

Spectember 2025 #02: A Little Shell-Fish

Another anonymous request asked for a “terrestrial placoderm“:

A digital sketch of a speculative terrestrial placoderm fish. It has only two limbs, with a bony carapace covering its head, body, and legs. Its boxy head has large frog-like eyes, its back is high-domed like tortoise's shell, and a scaly tail protrudes behind it for balance. Its legs are made up of two segments each, somewhat resembling the hind legs of a grasshopper, ending in blocky triangular "feet".

Keluphichthys pezoporus is a descendant of Bothriolepis-like Devonian placoderms. Inhabiting shallow freshwater environments, they often used their rigid jointed fins to scramble short distances over land to reach new isolated ephemeral pools, and they developed convergently lung-like structures that could exchange gases directly from air, allowing them to survive in poorly-oxygenated waters and make even longer terrestrial journeys.

While the end-Devonian extinction devastated all other placoderms, this odd lineage survived into the Carboniferous, eventually raising themselves up to walk fully on their two limbs using a heavily scaled tail for balance.

Due to the relative weight of its bony carapace Keluphichthys is a fairly small animal, standing about 10cm tall (~4″). Its high domed body shape allows it to right itself when overturned, and resists the bite forces of larger predators such as the early tetrapods it lives alongside.

Its jaws are protrusible, with bony blades fused into a serrated “beak” used to snatch up invertebrate prey.

A digital sketch of a speculative terrestrial placoderm fish's head, detailing its protrusible jaws made up of serrated beak-like bony blades.

It’s still reliant on wet environments, needing to stay moist and returning to pools of water in order to reproduce. Juveniles start out aquatic and gradually transition to terrestrial habits as they mature.

Spectember 2025 #01: The Creeping Whale

Another September, another #Spectember, and maybe, just maybe, one day I’ll finally finish getting through the speculative evolution concept submissions you all gave me several years ago.

(Also, a reminder: I’m not taking further requests!)

As with the previous couple of years I’m not setting a definite posting schedule; it’ll just be whatever I can manage to get done during the month.

So, let’s get started with an anonymous submission that requested a “secondarily terrestrial cetacean similar to Cartorhynchus and Sclerocormus”:

A digital sketch of a speculative secondarily-amphibious early whale. It has a short blunt snout with nostrils in front of its large eyes, a humped back, large flippers, a vestigial-looking dorsal fin, and a fluked tail.

Repocetus aigialonatus is a 2.5m long (~8′) Late Oligocene cetacean closely related to mammalodontids — early baleen whales with toothy jaws — living around the mostly-submerged continent of Te Riu-a-Māui Zealandia.

Its ancestors hunted in shallow waters around the low-lying islands, occasionally semi-beaching themselves in pursuit of penguins or to escape from larger marine predators. This eventually led to Repocetus regaining some degree of terrestrial locomotion ability, able to galumph somewhat like modern seals using a combination of undulating its body and pushing off using flippers with powerful shoulder muscles.

It’s slow and awkward, but there are no terrestrial predators to threaten it — and so it’s also reverted to giving birth on the safety of the shore.

Like its mammalodontid relatives it has large eyes and a fairly short snout. It occupies a similar ecological niche to the modern leopard seal, using large sharp teeth to grip and tear at large prey. While it mainly feeds on large fish, it will also use its amphibious abilities to charge onto shore to raid beach-nesting bird colonies or to take advantage of other beached cetaceans.