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Spectember/Spectober 2024 #10: Nosey Sea Monkey & Louse Mouse

Okay, let’s finish up this year’s round of speculative evolution concepts with one last post before we get back to normal paleoart content.

(…what do you mean it’s November 3rd? how did that happen?)

Belial Lyka asked for a “marine proboscis monkey with a somewhat buoyant nose”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative semiaquatic descendant of proboscis monkeys. It has a large trunk-like nose, a fat body, long arms ending in flipper-like hands, short legs with webbed feet, and a short thick tail. A second image shows its head with its nose inflated into a balloon-like display structure.

A descendant of modern proboscis monkeys, Phusarhinus beliallykae is a large semiaquatic primate found in shallow marshy coastal areas of what was once Southeast Asia. Around 4m long (~13′) it has a lifestyle somewhat similar to ancient early sirenians, feeding on soft aquatic plants and hauling out onto land to rest.

Its dense rib bones and long flipper-like grasping forelimbs make it rather front-heavy, allowing it to naturally float with its head and arms hanging down closer to the bottom for energy-efficient foraging. When it needs to resurface to breathe it shunts air from its lungs into its large inflatable nasal sacs, altering its buoyancy enough to tip its head back up towards the surface.

Unlike its ancestors the elaborate nasal structures are found on both males and females – although they’re more brightly colored in males and are also used for visual courtship displays and as resonating chambers for loud booming calls.

And somebody who only gave their name as “bunny” suggested a “parasitic rodent”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative parasitic descendant of semiaquatic rats. It has a wide flattened body with thick armor-like bands running down its back, a small head, stubby limbs tipped with long hooked claws, and a short fat tail.

Sanguichelonamys bunnyi is a highly unusual descendant of a rakali-like semiaquatic rodent that had a symbiotic relationship with early members of the Phusarhinus lineage. The rodents initially just removed algae and external parasites from the bodies of the increasingly bulky aquatic monkeys, but things have recently started to turn more parasitic.

At just 3cm long (~1.2″) Sanguichelonamys is one of the smallest mammals to ever exist, with a wide flattened body and sharp hooked claws used to cling onto its host monkey’s thick skin. Although it still does remove other parasites, during haul-out periods it will also use its sharp incisors to deliberately enlarge the wounds left behind – or even open up new ones – and directly feed on fresh blood from its host.

The thickened keratinous skin along its head and back has a specialized hydrophobic surface that traps a layer of air while underwater, acting as a “rebreather” bubble similar to that of water anoles. Along with the ability to drastically slow down its metabolism and respiration rate, this allows Sanguichelonamys to survive being submerged during its host’s lengthy foraging dives.

Spectember/Spectober 2024 #09: Big Bad Wild Dogs

@poshtearexdoodles asked for “African wild dogs evolved to fill the larger pack animal niche of lions”:

Although in this particular timeline the endangered and fragmented wild painted dogs in Africa didn’t survive far past modern times, that wasn’t the final extinction of the species – captive groups persisted, and after the [REDACTED] of humans an escaped population managed to carve out a niche for themselves in the grasslands of southern North America.

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of painted dogs. It's a large wolf-like animal with short thick hyena-like jaws, a mottled shaggy coat of fur, and and small hoof-like nails on its feet.

Their most notable descendant is Megainolycos poshtearexi. At nearly 1m tall at the shoulder (~3’3″) it’s one of the largest canids to ever exist, comparable to present-day lions in size and general ecology, with short thick bone-crushing jaws convergent with those of hyenas.

It also retains the complex variable coat coloration of its ancestors, with each individual having a unique disruptive pattern of black, white, and brown blotches.

Much like its ancestors it’s a highly social pack predator specialized for endurance hunting. Along with some surprisingly horse-like limb ligament morphology, its feet now sport hoof-like nails rather than claws, and it pursues prey over long distances to the point of exhaustion – mainly targeting the larger ungulates across its prairie habitat such as hogs, horses, bovids, and deer.

Spectember/Spectober 2024 #08: Saberatel

Roy (@roygattero) requested “ratel becoming the new african big predator”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of honey badgers. It's a somewhat cat-like animal with a short snout, long saber-teeth, small ears, semi-digitigrade limbs, a mottled coat, and a short tail.

Perforictis royi is the latest in the long and venerable tradition of various synapsid lineages discovering the ecological niche of “big stabby saber-teeth“.

A descendant of the modern ratel/honey badger, it stands around 80cm tall at the shoulder (~2’8″), and convergently resembles the feline-like build of some of its more ancient relatives. Inhabiting the tropical forests of the rifted-off island continent of East Africa, it’s an ambush predator specializing in tackling larger prey – primarily ungulates and primates, but also occasionally giant rodents and hyraxes.

Usually cooperatively hunting in mated pairs, these mustelids stalk close to their targets before attacking, with one individual focusing on toppling and immobilizing their target while the other positions itself to deliver a swift precision killing bite to the throat with its saber-teeth and powerful neck musculature.

Perforictis scent marks its territory using extremely pungent secretions from its anal pouch rubbed onto vegatation, along with making loud scream-like vocalizations.

Spectember/Spectober 2024 #07: Mole Dino

Today’s spec creature is a combination of a couple of submissions – James P. Quick asked for “a post-K/Pg relict dinosaur from pre-glaciation Antarctica”, and an anonymous asked for “a subterranean (like, say, Talpa or Spalax) burrowing dinosaur”:

At the time of the K/Pg mass extinction some of the small ornithopods that inhabited Late Cretaceous Antarctica had been developing increasingly complex burrowing behavior and a more generalist omnivorous diet than most other ornithischians – and, along with their ability to endure the long dark cold polar winters, this was juuust about enough for them to survive while the rest of their non-avian cohorts vanished.

They were very briefly a fairly successful disaster taxon in the devastated polar forests, but they were quickly displaced by other diversifying survivors and never really got another ecological foothold to regain anything close to the non-avian dinosaurs former glory.

Instead the little ornithopods specialized even further for burrowing, spending more and more of their lives underground to avoid the increasing competition and predation from mammals and birds.

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of small ornithopod dinosaurs in Antarctica. It's a fuzzy little mole-like animal with a hoked beak at the tip of its toothy snout, no eyes, a keratinous shield on its head, large shovel-clawed forelimbs, a chunky body, stocky legs, and a fat bristly tail.

Now, well into the Cenozoic at the dawning of the Miocene, Cthonireliqua quicki is the very last representative of the non-avian dinosaurs. Small and stocky and mole-like, just 15cm long (~8″), it has muscular forelimbs with large shovel-like claws, a keratinous shield on its head, and a thick bristly tail where large fat reserves are stored.

Its eyes are almost completely absent, only vestigial remnants present under the skin of its face, and it navigates its extensive burrows using sensitive whisker-like filaments and its keen senses of hearing and smell. Still omnivorous like its ancestors, it feeds on whatever it comes across while tunneling – mainly worms, insects, smaller vertebrates, roots, and tubers.

Unfortunately for Cthonireliqua, and the rest of its Antarctic ecosystem, time is running out. Over the last few million years Antarctica’s climate has been steadily cooling and drying, the continent has become fully isolated, and the Antarctic Circumpolar Current has formed. Glaciation is well underway in the continental interior, and the once-lush forests are shrinking away and being replaced with tundra.

Soon all evidence of these dinosaurs’ existence will be buried under the ice.

Spectember/Spectober 2024 #06: Death Ray

Yeah, I’m keeping this stuff going again for another round of Spectober!

An anonymous request asked for a “big macropredatory ray”:

A shaded sketch of the head of a speculative descendant of pelagic stingrays. Its a large ray with triangular wing-like fins, a slightly shark-like pointed snout, protrusible sharp-toothed jaws, and a vaguely skull-like pale marking on its underside.

Speirobatis thanasima is a large ray found in open oceanic waters, reaching sizes comparable to the modern giant manta ray at around 3m in length (~10′) with a wingspan of over 5m (~16’5″).

But despite its body shape closely resembling that of mobulids or myliobatids, its closest present-day relative is actually the pelagic stingray. Already being active hunters with mouths full of sharp pointed teeth, these ancestral rays gradually evolved bigger body sizes and began occupying an apex predator niche similar to that of large sharks and toothed whales.

Speirobatis is a strong swimmer, using flapping motions of its triangular wing-like pectoral fins to travel at high speed and make acrobatic jumps out of the water. Highly intelligent and social, it lives in family groups that hunt cooperatively – encircling and herding schools of fish tightly into bait balls, taking turns stunning prey with slaps of their fins, and then grabbing incapacitated individuals with snaps of their protrusible jaws.

Groups will also tackle larger prey such as marine mammals and sharks, harassing and chasing targets to exhaustion while taking quick opportunistic bites out of them.

Spectember 2024 #05: Most Weasel

GayCoonie suggested a “future legless mustelid”:

A shaded sketch of the head of a speculative descendant of the least weasel, shown in both side view and bunched up clinging to a branch. It's a very elongated animal with no obvious limbs, having just small hooked spurs where its legs should be. It has a small weasel-like head with front-facing eyes and small ears, a long neck, a long slender chest and torso, and a thicker fatter back end with a tapering semi-prehensile tail.

Descended from an arboreal offshoot lineage of the modern least weasel, Maximagale gaycooniei is a bizarre mustelid that appears to have converged on the lifestyle of ambush-hunting tree snakes, evolving in northern latitudes where actual snakes are largely absent.

Growing to about 1m long (3’3″), it’s not truly legless but its limbs are all reduced down to tiny vestigial single-clawed spurs, which are used to help anchor its body while climbing and as claspers during mating. It moves around with a distinctive inchworm-like looping gait, alternating grasping and releasing with its front and hind spurs.

Its build is bottom-heavy, with most of its mass concentrated in its thicker back end, and its tail is semi-prehensile. It clings to trees with its body bunched up, camouflaged with cryptic coloration, and rapidly whips its long flexible front half out to snap its powerfully-muscled jaws at prey – such as insects, birds, lizards, frogs, small mammals, and pretty much anything else that comes within its reach.

It will also opportunistically raid the nest of birds and arboreal mammals.

Due to the less frequent meals its ambush-hunting tactics provide, it has a much slower metabolism than its ancestors, and it conserves energy with daily periods of torpor and longer hibernation during the colder months of winter. It has also retained its ancestor’s tendency to seasonally shrink its brain size to reduce energy requirements even more.

Spectember 2024 #04: Forest Gelada

Someone who identified themself only as Pendrew asked for a “ruminant-like Old World Monkey”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of geladas. It's a baboon-like quadrupedal monkey with front limbs longer that the hind limbs giving it a sloping back. It has a long almost horse-like snout, small high-set eyes, small ears, a rather long neck for a primate, and a short tufted tail. Its front limbs are digitigrade and have large curved claws, while its back limbs are plantigrade with smaller nail-like claws.

After much of East Africa rifted off into a separate continent, shifting climate turned the alpine grasslands of what was once the Ethiopian Highlands into into warmer subtropical forests – and the highly terrestrial grass-eating geladas that inhabited the region adapted to new sources of food.

Yedenigelada pendrewsii is a large quadrupedal herbivorous monkey, about 1.5m tall at the shoulder (~5′). It has a specialized pseudoruminant digestive system with a three-chambered stomach, similar to that of camelids, and it occupies an ecological niche convergent with the ancient chalicotheres, selectively browsing on trees and shrubs while sitting upright and using its long clawed forelimbs to pull branches within reach. 

Unlike its highly social ancestors this species is mostly solitary, although during the breeding season groups of males come together in leks to compete for female attention. Displays consist of inflating large colorful throat pouches to make loud resonating calls, and flipping upper lips to bare teeth and gums.

A shaded sketch of the head of a speculative descendant of geladas, showing its upper lip flipped up to display its teeth and gums, and an inflated red throat pouch.

Spectember 2024 #03: Terrible Toucan

This concept comes from thecomiccreator, who suggested a “carnivorous/omnivorous toucan”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative descendant of toucans, shown both standing on one leg and in flight. Its a stork-like bird with a massive long serrated beak, a bald vulture-like head and ruffed neck, large broad wings with slotted flight feathers, and long legs with two forward-facing toes and two backwards-facing toes.

Descended from toco toucans inhabiting savanna grasslands, Deinotukan auctorcomicus is a large stork-like bird standing about 1.2m tall (~4′).

Unlike its mostly-frugivorous ancestors it’s primarily a scavenger, soaring on thermals with its long broad wings and following vultures towards sources of carrion. Its massive serrated beak allows it to efficiently open up tough-skinned carcasses, and with its nostrils positioned up near its eyes it can probe around inside much deeper than other scavengers while still being able to breathe.

It also opportunistically hunts live prey, especially during the breeding season while raising chicks, slowly stalking around on foot snatching up anything small enough to fit in its mouth and be swallowed whole.

Its beak contains an extensive network of blood vessels, which along with the large surface area make it an effective way of shedding excess heat in its hot tropical habitat – but when soaring at high altitudes where temperatures are near-freezing it’s also able to shunt blood flow away from its beak to conserve body heat instead.

Spectember 2024 #02: Swimming Swine

An anonymous submitter asked for a “buoyant ungulate that runs atop the sea”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative semi-aquatic descendant of feral pigs. It's a long-bodied chunky hippo-like animal with short legs, wide paddle-like hooves, and a tapir-like head with a a short trunk, small high-set eyes, and small ears.

Pontoporcus plotus is a 1.5m long (~5′) amphibious pig descended from a feral population of domestic pigs left on a small tropical island. After inadvertently wreaking havoc on much of the local ecosystem, its ancestors eventually turned to a more marine-based lifestyle foraging along beaches and in coastal waters.

Naturally highly buoyant, Pontoporcus actually floats so well that it’s mostly limited to the water’s surface, unable to dive to any significant degree. But despite this it’s a fairly good swimmer, using broad hooves with wide fleshy pads to paddle itself along in an aquatic trotting- or running-like gait.

It forages both on land and in the water, mainly eating soft vegetation and marine plants, but much like its ancestors it will also opportunistically feed on whatever smaller animals it can catch or scavenge. Its semi-prehensile trunk-like snout is used to grasp at food items, to probe and root around in soft sediment, and as a snorkel.

Its hairless skin is very susceptible to sunburn, but it secretes a thick oily red-brown substance (similar to modern hippo “blood sweat”) that acts as a natural protective sunscreen.

These pigs are accomplished island-hoppers, regularly traversing the relatively shallow seas all along their island chain – but their natural flotation and long fat bodies also make them prime targets for large aquatic predators attacking from below, so these journeys tend to involve groups of Pontoporcus “running” along the sea surface aiming for their next destination as fast as they possibly can.

Spectember 2024 #01: Sea Dog

It’s September, it’s #Spectember, and I’m still plugging away at that big ol’ pile of speculative evolution idea submissions from a few years ago.

I will never be free.

Much like last year I’m not setting a definite posting schedule for this month; it’ll just be whenever and whatever I can manage to get done.

(Also, a reminder: I’m still not currently taking new requests!)

So let’s get started with an anonymous submission that requested a “swimming piscivorous canid”:

A shaded sketch of a speculative semi-aquatic descendant of modern short-eared dogs. It has an otter-like body with a long flat tail and four webbed feet, and a wide head with a long narrow toothy snout and small close-set eyes.

Descended from the short-eared dog (a species that in modern times already has partially-webbed paws and eats a large proportion of fish in its diet), Pelagicyon salsus is a 2m long (~6’6″) semi-aquatic piscivorous canid with a stocky body, short webbed limbs, and a long flattened tail.

The back of its skull is very wide, anchoring its thick neck musculature and accommodating huge cheekbones with powerful jaw muscles, but in contrast its snout is elongated and slender – a combination of features that allows it to sweep its toothy jaws through the water to rapidly snap at fish in a similar manner to gharials.

Most other members of its lineage inhabit freshwater rivers and swamps, but Pelagicyon is an unusual marine offshoot that has developed enough salt tolerance to swim, feed, and even drink exclusively in seawater.